By Michelle Cunnah

Emma Taylor sought after an engagement ring and a task merchandising for her 30th birthday.What she received in its place used to be the boot from herboyfriend, the heave-ho from his Manhattanloft -- and the indignity of getting to paintings forthe weenie who stole her place. Her palsonly upload insult to damage through giving her the "perfect" birthday present: a bottle ofbreast-enhancing pills.

It will be sufficient to defeat even a well-endowed lady, yet Emma's notabout to enable such twists of destiny get her down, at the same time she units out at the so much grueling activity identified to humankind: condominium searching in long island urban. yet sound asleep within the backseat of her automobile presents an unforeseen bonus -- she meets Jack, who is variety adequate to ask Emma into his domestic ... in a strictly landlord/tenant-type of association, of course.

Perhaps issues are having a look up -- on the grounds that in truth they could not get a lot worse.

Emma is probably not in a position to fill a bikini, yet she is going to do this "life and love" factor correct this time. simply because it doesn't matter what else future throws in her face, she's made up our minds to return out the place she by no means has ahead of ... on top!

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What am i able to say? yet I’m no longer anymore. ” “Yes, yet what really occurred? ” I ask. “Get again to the tale. ” “Okay. good, she dropped through abruptly this afternoon so I made Tom solution the door. ” She blushes just a little after which pushes on. “I comprehend that was once susceptible of me. vulnerable. but if Tom advised her i used to be unavailable this weekend, she rather laid into him. correct on our personal doorstep. ” She pauses, then pulls a face. “Okay, i used to be hiding within the lounge so I heard each notice. ” “I’d conceal, too, if Marion Lacy got here knocking on my door,” I inform her loyally. simply because it’s actual. “Thanks, hon,” Katy says. “I savor the help. ” “So how precisely did you kick ass for those who have been hiding? ” Rachel activates her. “I’m simply attending to that. you spot, it used to be whilst she laid into Tom approximately how he dominates me, and the way controlling males are in most cases that I acquired actual mad. How may perhaps she choose on Tom? That used to be the ultimate straw. I got here out, all weapons blazing, and instructed her what a chilly, interfering complain she used to be and what she might do along with her PPPTA and her MASS moms. ” “Atta girl,” I inform her. “Wow. I want I’d been a fly at the wall,” Tish says. “Fucking significant, darling,” Rachel says. after which, “Speaking of flying—you’d larger cross. a lot as all of us love you, and this can come as a surprise, the airline doesn’t suppose a similar means approximately you. they've got flight schedules to fret approximately. ” “Thanks. ” Katy hugs us all on her means out of the door. “You’re such sturdy associates. ” Friday evening I’m pumping iron within the fitness center. I’m now not doing the fat-burning aerobics, simply because I don’t are looking to burn fat—I are looking to motivate it up to i will be able to. In a kingdom obsessed by means of weight problems, we thinnies are usually forgotten—I suggest, how usually do you pay attention humans bragging approximately what number kilos they received over the holiday? in my view, i feel a bit excess weight on girls is gorgeous. I’d like to be a pleasant, curvy dimension ten. And the disgusting shakes and the workout are beginning to paintings. I wear 3 kilos this week, this means that I’m now not formally underweight, based on my physique mass indicator. So that’s stable, isn’t it? yet i'm formally homeless for the weekend, which isn't sturdy. final evening, Tish ordered me out of her house. truly, she didn’t order me out in any respect. She very sweetly and kindly requested if I’d brain spending this weekend at Rachel’s as an alternative, simply because she desires to invite Julio again for breakfast in mattress. They’ve already been on 4 dates, so it’s time to development to the following level. “I recognize you’re allergic to Rachel’s cats, yet it’s just for nights,” Tish tells me. “Sorry, Emma, I wouldn’t ask, yet we can’t visit Julio’s simply because he lives together with his uncle. I must have pointed out it prior this night, yet with Katy and her kicking-Marion’s-ass tale, I forgot. ” “Course I don’t brain. cease apologizing,” I say, thinking about how a lot hypersensitive reaction medicine i've got left. “No challenge. ” “Oh, sorry, yet might you brain storing a few of your stuff at Rachel’s too, to make a few area within the front room? probably you may take the large plant? ” So I name Rachel straightaway and ask if i will be able to shop a few stuff in her garage room for the weekend.

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