By Adam Rex
Doug Lee is undead relatively by way of accident—attacked via a determined vampire, he unearths himself cursed with being fats and fifteen perpetually. while he has no success discovering a few goth chick with a vampire fetish, he inns to sucking the blood of cows below hide of the evening. yet it’s simply no longer the same.
Then he meets the hot Indian trade pupil and falls for her—hard. Yeah, he desires to chunk her, yet he additionally desires to end up himself to her. yet just like the legislation of lifestyles, love, and highschool, the legislation of vampire life are complicated—it’s no longer as effortless as learning Dracula. in particular whilst the big name of Vampire Hunters is sizzling in your path in an try and improve scores. . . .
Searing, hilarious, and constantly unforeseen, Fat Vampire is a satirical travel de strength from some of the most unique writers of fiction today.
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