By Karl Shaw

An uproarious, eye-opening heritage of Europe's infamous royal homes that leaves no throne unturned and may make you completely happy you reside in a democracy.

Do you need to understand which queen has the original contrast of being the single recognized royal kleptomaniac? Or which empress saved her soiled lingerie less than lock and key? Or which czar, upon researching his wife's infidelity, had her lover decapitated and the pinnacle, pickled in a jar, put at her bedside?

Royally dishing on countless numbers of years of doubtful habit, Royal Babylon chronicles the manifold appalling antics of Europe's well-known households, habit that competitors the characters in an Aaron Spelling tv sequence. right here, then, are the insane kings of Spain, considered one of whom beloved to put on 16 pairs of gloves at one time; the psychopathic Prussian soverigns who integrated Frederick William and his 102-inch waist; sex-fixated French rulers equivalent to Philip Duke D'Oreleans cavorting with greater than 100 mistresses; and, in fact, the delightfully drunken and debauched Russian czars - Czar Paul, for instance, who to make his infantrymen goose-step with out bending their legs had metal plates strapped to their knees. yet even if Romanov or Windsor, Habsburg or Hanover, those extravagant life, financed as they have been by means of the royals' badgered topics, bred the main splendidly offbeat and disturbingly unimaginable stories - and Karl Shaw has accrued all of them during this hysterically humorous and compulsively readable e-book.

Royal Babylon is historical past, yet no longer as they educate it in class, and it underlines in side-splitting style Queen Victoria's recognized caution that it really is unwise to seem too deeply into the royal homes of Europe.

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