By Jeff Burk

Will you get away the large monsters which are rampaging the fuck from your urban? extraterrestrial beings are invading the Earth and their ray weapons flip humans into violent punk rockers. even as, town is being overtaken through tremendous monsters more durable than Godzilla and Mothra mixed. you could decide to be a lone scientist trapped in a mystery executive lab on a distant island swarming with titanic killer bugs, a badass punk rock chick with a eco-friendly mohawk stuck in a bar room brawl because the urban is going up in flames round her, or a table jockey pressured to undergo tedious place of work tasks whereas his construction is being attacked by way of a gargantuan centipede with claws the dimensions of activities application automobiles. Which personality will you develop into? To turn into the scientist, flip to web page 149. To develop into the punk chick, flip to web page eleven. To turn into the workplace drone, flip to web page seventy seven. yet opt for properly! it's possible you'll overcome a fleet of alien saucers with assistance from a high-flying monster-slicing great cat or drown in an enormous monster's pool of sperm because it butt-fucks your place of work development. what's going to ensue subsequent? that is as much as you! whilst the tale hits a fork within the highway, you get to settle on which route to take. The finishing will regularly be assorted counting on your judgements. not just that, you could learn this booklet over and over for a brand new event at any time when!

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