By Harmon Cooper

From the author of the Life is a gorgeous factor sequence comes a quick tale assortment that explores the depths of human fable, either reliable and bad.

In "My laptop Doll," a jap guy confesses his love for an android he picked up at an digital shop in Akihabara. In "Zombie Lolita," a hopeful author will get a letter from The New Yorker which seems to be a Nigerian scam.

"The up to date Elder's Pocket spouse" is a spoof of the Elder's Pocket significant other, a founding rfile of Mormonism that gives directions for marrying anyone who has already died (seriously). In "Thank You, Mr. Tiger," a celeb dons a tiger gown for a breath of unpolluted air at an area reasonable, getting greater than he bargained for as soon as a toddler falls right into a fountain.

In "Blogging the Muse," an Austin blogger's weird and wonderful morning rituals are uncovered. "The Attar of Roses" is a paranormal piece a couple of untimely delivery and a mysterious vial of rose oil.

Serious from time to time, snort out loud humorous at others, this assortment is a brief and enjoyable. No political satire right here -- simply storytelling with a center.

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